15 George Carlin Quotes-- Part 3: On Finding Happiness Through Possessions

9.  ON TEACHING YOUR CHILDREN:  "Don't just teach your children to read.  Teach them to question what they read.  Teach them to question everything."

10.   ON THE HOLLOWNESS OF MODERN LIFE:  "We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values.  We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate to often.  We've learned how to make a living but not a life.  We've added years to life, not life to years."

11.  ON FINDING HAPPINESS THROUGH POSSESSIONS:  "Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body."

12.  ON THE AMERICAN DREAM:  "That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."

--RoadPossession

15 George Carlin Quotes That Are as True Now as They Were Then-- Part 2: On Buying Bottled Water

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5.  ON ARGUING WITH IDIOTS:  "Never argue with an idiot.  They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

6.  ON BUYING BOTTLED WATER:  "Ever wonder about those people who spend $3 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water?  Try spelling Evian backwards."

7.  ON MOB RULE:  "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

8.  ON THE AVERAGE PERSON'S INTELLIGENCE:  "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

A Real Funny Guy  --RoadIdiot